hambek ko..

Diz evening, my Daddy cool n I fetched mummy fery from her office..then v go to tesco to buy some utility...n of coz la rongeng-rongeng sket…afterwards, my tummy begging me to buy waffle from Leomag since I miss my lunch. Being responsible to my tummy, I asked my parents to wait me at the Leomag if they done wif the da pharmacy matterzzz..

I queue up waitin for my turn n booking my yummy sexy chocolate peanut waffle, there hav 3 customers waitin on dat time.. my tut-tut asked for a pee..then I told the Leomag girl dat I need to go to ladies. While having chat wif dat girl, suddenly came one abnormal girl wif weird outfit..( just like an red Indian tribe wears). I think dat she little bit older than me..burukkan..

After settledown my needs ..i go back to thr kiosk n claim my hot waffle..then I find myself dat there r new Leomag girl.Ahhh..sudah.. The other girl dat I deal be4 has disappear. Then I saw the abnormal girl tgh bergatal-gatalan wif her bf which is from Neptune-look-alike..

waahh no wonder la sorang cam red Indian n sorang lagi mcm alien…its ok la not my bizness kan..but the issue here, the new Leomag gurl gav my sexy chocolate peanut waffle to dat freaky couple…huh!!n of coz la I bengang kan…I wait for a looongg time then the couple easily get it??? Wahlauweyyyyy..banyak ko punye chantek?sementelah da red Indian alredy noe dat I yang order dulukan??then I asked da Leomag gurl..

Me: excuse me kakak..its supposed to be mine lah..cos saya yg oder dulu..dgn akak yang sebelum ne..

Leomag gurl: Opss..sorry.. sbb kiteorang da tuka shift saya tato ..boleh tunggu jap tak..maaf ye dik.

Ok maaf diterima sbb dia tato…Suddenly, belum sempat I jawab the the Bullshit couple sound tepet je kat i..

Red Indian girl: Sayang,1^st come 1^st serve la..

Neptune: Aah ..Kak Long..nasib la kak…sape cepat die punye..sape suh kak long g merewang…kan babe…

Then he look his Red Indian gurl..both sengih2 kat I mengejek…Fakyeww..wahhh..what on earth are u both from??Babe? sayang? Muke masing2 cam bulldozer…cheh!! selamber badak ko jer nak laukkan aku..snatch my waffle n try to bullying me..huh..wut da hell r u talking about…n 0ne more..when did I married ur abang long? Pggl haku kak long???ape dah lame idup ke??sorila beb..aku tak mtk balik waffle tu pun kira baik n then..

Me: Ko ne apeha….aa..

Aiyoooo..baru nak bermaki-makian..i heard mummy fery called me..hav a side-look of her..lebey kurang 2 meter dari tmpt kejadian…aiseymennnn..potong stim tullah mummy fery ne..baru nak tunjuk kelebihan berpublic speaking..huh..takkan depan mummy fery nak buat perangai? Nak mampos..kang aku yang kene bebel..so I pretend to be cool..tahan saba je la..then both of faking couple sengih2..mocking me n try to pissed me out wif da ugly n idiot faces…huh..imaginekan dat day, I hang out alone or wif my fwens…huh!! Mati bagak la korang berdua..takpe..remembered both faces…watch out u two dummies..

After wards, my daddy cool asked us for diner. v ate nasi ayam at SM Restaurant … da nasi ayam so vaaassst lah…after finished, when mummy fery n I heading to our car..my daddy cool met his fwenss.. n the havin a little chat…biasa lah kalo da jupe member, smbg tak hengat donia lah..v wait my daddy cool outside da car..suddenly I saw sumone fell down to da drain..its happen in front of us..i felt sorry for dat guy..

well..well…well..

i felt sumthin wrong sumwhere..the guy n his fwens look familiar..yes!...yes! I noe them by looking their dress..yes! yes! I do really noe them…Guess what??? Da poor guy is da Neptune boy..besides him, of cos la the Red Indian Girl..tgh kecoh2..her boy jatuh longkang..eeeuuuwww…dats bad.. I saw his torned jeans n da bleeding knee..his eyes looking me n mummy fery for sympathy kot..or may b malu sbb kantoi …sbb tadi cakap besar sangat..huhuhuhu..hengat haku nak tolong ke bai?? Pegi bunuh diri je la..Sorry beb!! Even if I really ur Kak long pon tadak ku hengen nak tolong sendol cam ko..berambuss..foot loose looser….then v went home.. n I havin my deep sleep….hahaha..jahatkan???

Moral story:

Jgn potong queue orang n tahan kencing if u r in da line

Jgn balas org bt kite…skang sape bt jahat ada balasan CASH

Jgn pikir diri bagus sgt…nak ngate org konon…

Jgn berfesyen bodo cam dat couple..nanti kalau kantoi pape..org sng cam

Jgn panggil orang kak long kalo die bukan sedare u or tak kawen dgn abg long u

p/s: sume gambo2 adela sekdr hiasan ye..