Yippie Yikes!

Its been so long.. to update..muhahaha..Dey..its semester break..so don’t bull-shitting on me peeps..hahaha….so..its just a long-ordinary holiday as I used to..as usual make some weight..but today I will introduce you all my little annoyed young female whose sometimes make my life disaster and fully dreadful.. or some will describe me as a fool..WTF!

Its HER! This bloody cat name KUSHI.. Spell-it-right..its K.U.S.H.I its hindi word which is wish to happiness or gembira...baiklah..nama itu sangat gila weng..we all look after this cat since I was in form 5..as far as I concern, on that time Shah rukh khan tgh gila hot berlakon kabhi kushi kabhi gam ke ape ntah…so may be on that time that word KUSHI sangat femes amos la kan…yeargh ..i guess its sound funny..but please..please no deprecation please..because mummy ferry denominated her as she did…makan-tido- main..mana tak gembira..
This Kucheng sangat annoying..irritating and disgusting..takut tikus..buat muka kesian macam nak mati je kalo lapar..pastu sombong gila kalo perut dah kenyang..pastu berlagak kalo mummy feri ada..and cukup mengedik bila ada daddy cool ...and you know..both of them will mad if I kacau si kushing ne lebey2..hey..that so mean kan?hehehe..then after a while disturbing and make her life disaster..dia akan bg exclusive signature..which is cakaran harimau..opsss cakaran kuceng..gila pedih kau kena cakar..and kebiasaannya kucheng keji lagi poyos akan dibalas dengan ketukkan kepala beberapa kali..and this we call revenge darling! Hehehe..but for positive side..this kucheng saya amat geram!!

First day I arrived my home..mak aiii.. she is so bumptious okeh..i usik die..die bt dekk je..nak geng ngan daddy cool je..cehh! fully annoyed la kan..
So..in the middle of holiday..we become good comrade..this pose adalah pose yang agak praktikal untuk sekor kucing betina yang compang-camping warna bulunya…
As mummy ferry command to take her bath..of cause la I patuh… its my volition to make her life disaster la pulak sebab dia dah banyak kali cakar i…so I mandikan dia..meraung gila babi pon ingat aku nak tolong…(kucheng berbunyi babi ade ke?) muahaha aku lagi campak air..muahaha
see siap ada Purina Friskies shower foam..tak bley blah la kan…kau tu kucheng kampong je pun…baka Persian tipoo…its enough to make pregnant lady miscarriage kan?gila melampau..
see her hand..kecik gilo..macam batang penyapu…hahahah
ini plak tangan lepas kering
dah mandi tido terkangkang kiak…
In the end of holiday..this annoy old lady(for cat..umur dah 9 thn) become moreeeeeeeeeeeee annoy..see..

So.. ini lah cerita kucheng saya yang saya sangat menyampah..tapi kekadang rase geram2 nak cubit die..boleh ??

nak cari gado sama saya?

penat la cheq dok pikiaq

a little bit dizzy...

planning became craze too

what shall i learn for the next period??

to make me mantong..fening and feel disaster for the next time...

and meluahkan penderitaan..lament of myself kat blog ne..

just like the other day yang i merepek meraban...

in hell, nak create schedule pun serabai..

kecewa dengan diri sendirik..

hahhaha.. gilakan..baru nak pikiaq jadual...

WTF la pelajar poyo itew...

hurm...

hurm........

hurmmmmmmmm

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Final word...

5ive subject this sem...

the rest sem = 1 subject+project

CRAZE OR NOT?

pasti mantong + weng berkali ganda...

er guys... bila minggu add drop abeh??

suratan ilahi...

aku dapat result..

biasa2 je...

lebih 0.01 dari result sem 1 degree dolu2..

hahahah.. alhamdulillah...

syukur...kalo tak matik la kena bebel ngan mummy ferri n daddy cool..

Syukur!!! alhamdulillah

ye ye nak kawen

1. last weekend my ex-classmates, suzana and suliani and I, suhurly-burly-promulgate telah mencapap di kenduri Asmak or Kak cik...oh bila agaknya nak kawen..kak cik dah kawen..muahahahah..

this is suliani...tgh drive la sangat..eventhough suliani lebih kecil dari suhurly-burly-promulgate..tapi keta die lebih besar dari bumblebee I..ohh..tidak kawan2... its vios...and I rasa nak hentuk2 kepala kat dinding..tak dapat menghadapi kenyataan iteww..nasib kau la kalo keta ko calar nanti..baiklah..

yang ne plak suzana, sukakcik and suliani..suhurly-burly-promulgate plak takde kene tgkap gambo sbb kene ugut balik jalan kaki..kejam okeh..sob...sob... at last..suhurly-burly-promulgate dapat bergambar dgn sukakcik...erm...apsal nampak lebih kawaii dari pengantin je...muahahaha..tak menahan okeh...
the food...merasa makan kenduri kengkawan..muahahah..ini hadiah kat dia neh...tgk kipas itu?hadiah ini dibalut mama ferry..so dialah yang buat kipas segala..
kalo kiteorang gi melaka tak dapat minum kopi tarik ke...teh tarik ke..siap kau kakcik..aku hambek balik hadiah ko ne...muahahaha....

repent of the day

After repent from berpoya2 with the juniors..Its time to be good.. As I told you before, my HR coursemate, Dayah and I attend talk about good design research by a Japanese Professor. His name was Keisei Tanahashi and he was totally Kawaii..with the bellbottom dark blue suit.. and of course with the lion king hair style..just like the previous Japan Prime Minister..Mr. Junichiro ..oh, sorry if I had mistaken pronounce the PM name..but the style…I am talking about their style..never change..very cool huh?.

For this conference we need to pay RM 30..For me, it is worth la.. to be in the same roof of outstanding people..because of overall the participant were Phd student and of course a little of master student yang busybody like us la.. with this talk, I can see how much this people appreciate the knowledge, their interest of new research, and the way their discussing each of topics to be understand..so far terasa diri ini kerdil kalau nak dibandingkan dengan yang lain.

Well back to the Japanese Prof. he tend to talk more about globalization than how to design a good research. He did explain and declarative all of the point but in the basic mode. Furthermore, I guess there are a communication prob, may be because I don’t really understand his word..You Know Japan English..sometimes I lost of understood because his weirdo pronunciation..May it just me yang sengal2 kot.. because I tengok yang lain macam 100% full of attention..concern sangat ke uolls?? Hik3..
Overall ok la..not bad at all..for the next time I shall be more active in joining this type of conference..So here the pict…

Sila kutuk...saya adalah tembam

Cik puan hidayah....

ini free gift la konon...padahal bayar 30 hengget ne..

ok papai

mari membuang masa

Halo everybody..how are you..long time no see huh?? I just arrived here..just went back home from A.S..you know..business trip.. and also too need conduct to many talk at too many conference…wait semenet eh peeps..

Bluaarggghh…. Hak2 Ptui…

muahahaha…A.S? Business Trip??talks? conference??haahaha… what a such day dreaming…I just went to Star Furrow..or local people would say say that place name Aloq Setaq..Keh3…Jangan marah no orang Kedah Chek kata lagu tuh..

This time berpoya2 with my two kiddos…there were my junior when I was undergrate…Fatin marpotot n Ainis Wongjowo..yes!! both are Javanese tribe..pemakan tempe yang tegar..

First…after long time staying at lost world of jungle, we were too Jakun to see this sign…and just meet our sedara jauh sebelah atok mak tiri sedara jiran sebelah abang ipar kawan..uncle Mac D..So, he treat me this…

See this two Jakuness..Happy mcm makan Happy meal…

Oh.. I am on diet…tak habis..(padahal dh sapu bersih cheese kat roti tu kan..)

Then.. after makan we went to the cinema..searched for the good movie..however keciwa…pisau cukur bulu ketiak and cerita hantu yang kompem tak besh je yang ada… harus lah tidak kan…niat untuk nengok movie dilencongkan kepada berkaraoke di jambam umah tok Ipin…harus lah semputkan nak jadi cam kakak Beyonce yan terkinja2 kat stage tukan, even nak jadi stacy…kem salam la kan…

Ni budak perasan jadi Rafeah buang

This gurl plak feeling2 zaiton sameon…

Interestingly, we memekak2 tanpa gangguan…

Next..bowling session..bahagia okeh tertongek2 baling bola neh…I just imagine that all the pins mcm my enemies…or even myself yang tak buat betul2 final ari tu…see? pathetic right?duno what happen next..but for this moment..I just wanna enjoy first..at least..before the DEATH NOTE arrive…takot sialllll…

Bahagia lagi kalo first round tu kite yg menangkan….evenn though the score sangat ciput..tapi menangkan at the first round…second round bagi chance kat fatin plak..kang die nangis…hahhaha..

Then..there are request for Masjid Zahir sebab this would be their final sem.. Plus ..I also never went for this beautiful mosque..so fulfill the request la…sangat chantek…dah rase cam kat turki2..istambul plak..nasib tak terkeluar Arabic I..reti kemasalahnya?

So here the Jemaah Haji Malaysia…mak-mak aji yang yang insap dari berpoyo…

Well, the journey end…Full stop!!

aRIgato`!!watashiwa hurly!

tunggu abe Keisei.. here I come!!

lega i bang..

mode miang kah ari ni??

mmm

mmmmmm

mmmmmmmmmm

hehe

hehe

hehe

heheheehe


hahahhahahahahahahhahaha


tajuk entry saja sudah melammbangkan desperate..

plak tu di sertakan gambar atas cenggitu...

korang tak rase aku gatal ke?

jika ya..

Tahniah!!!

ye tahniah di ucapkan....

atas tekaan anda

anda memang bengong...

sebabnya

aku lega exam final dah habis

aku lega dah abeh presentation

aku lega tak yah serabut kepala

aku lega nak tido sepuas2 nya...

aku lega nak main game...


tapi...

lega kah aku nak tunggu result neh nanti...

ok..

baiklah..marilah beristiqamah...

P/S: ada sape2 nak ajak aku weng cuti neh??hohoho

terlihat kasut yang cantek di alor setar..tapi takde duit nak beli..telan air liur saja

OK..suddenly i became sooo hyperactive blogger..with two days, too much entry..to much story..too much nagging ..with too much merepekness...sure you all pon boring kan..cehh.bajet orang baca blog kau ke?.so ..its time to say good bye..sadly to announce that I will stop blog until this 8 november..cause i have to prepare my last final exam which is Performance Management...So ..muchos preparation is compulsory to ensure i will cope this subject..kalo tak sia2 ambik performance kalo ko tak bley nak perform well right??

By then, setan always menghasut manusia.. time nak study selalu cenggini..asyik nak men game..thats why i prefer exam time puase..so that not many distruption come out! see..contohnye game apprentice neh..lahabau betoi Donald Trump neh...

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Ye..ye..saya faham..tak boleh malas2 dan main2 lagi

T__T



oh sedeh...

no more game...

no more fb..

no more blog..

no more playfool...

no more bersuka ria

no more masturbate..eh??

silap..silap..jangan fikir bukan2...gila..

Baik..saya akan berusaha keras...

tapi sebelum itu wonderpets..mari kita raikan dengan daun saderi...bukan...mari kita raikan dengan maggi campur stok lama udang galah daddy cool dengan taugeh..it may help you to be super brilliant.. perut kenyang of course la tido pun sedap...eh?

so dear promulgater..take care and wish me luck!

baiklah..kau menang..

Yesterday..lepaking at mapley with my lovely sexiest hottest housemates..SARAH Lee.. pergh..sedap je die layan makan nasi kandar.. aku plak tandoori set...memang mabeles la kan..tapi bila nak bayar kat mamak tuh...memang gerek la kan...perut lapar..dapat sental bende2 gini..

tapi bila time nak bayar..casher die..kuku kotor gila..mampos aku tak pi dah..

Yakkkkssss

Happy Marriage InsyaAllah..

Congratulation Datin!

Congratulation Helang!

Congratulation Ratu membebel..

Congratulation My dear sista!

Finally.. cik Zuraihan saya dah jadi Puan Zuraihan ..Really happy for her..but at the same time..feel sad too because cannot bully her anymore..cause dia dah ade bodyguard yang sangat hensem..weeeiiitt…anyway.. its been a long journey to her to get this valuable happiness..I do think so..U did great decision finally!! Nothing much can I say for her..Alhamdulillah…

Hey..Puan Zuraihan..sape make up artist you? Siap smokey2 tak tahan.. ala2 Noraniza Idris plak aku nengok die neh..nnt kalo I nak kawen nak hire the same makeup artist r..manatau boleh transform macam Sarah Jessica Alba versi gemok ke..kan…hihihih..

Anyway… you look superb gorgeous la.. How I miss that day..the day that I really hope to be a part..but tiada rezeki..I have to attend my final sem exam..sorry dear sis..For Engagement Day pon I cannot attend..cause time tu..I ada kursus Gems..poor me T_T…memang takde rezeki..I wonder..cane lah Dato…Sampai ke sudah tak pernah jumpe..He must be a good man with great personality..if not, you hope my dear helang boleh accepted your proposal?So.. You must take care of her..walaupon dia ini ranggi dan suke mencubit orang..she is the most sister that I care so much! Lupe nak gi tau.. beware..cubitan puan Zuraihan sangat membahaya..sehingga boleh lebam..saya yang cokelat ne pon bleh lebam..apetah lagi anda yang dengar katenye agak putih iteww..gagagaga

Tengok Puan Zuraihan ne..baru saya sedar..kalo dah jodoh takde ke mana..semua orang ada pasangan masing2..dan yang paling tak boleh blah..pernah tak korang dengar ayat ne:

“saya belum mau kawen lagi..belum sampai seru”
“Dah sampai seru..kawen lah dia”
Tak pun “ sampai seru..aku kawen la weh!!”
See.. ayat sampai seru tu lah..betul tau korang…bila dah jodoh orang tu or dah sampai seru..sekejapnye minah ne kawen..sekelip mata..suppp..saaap..suppp…dah jadik bini orang..tu lahh..kuasa tuhan..anyway…Alhamdulillah..


This puan, I sangat sukaaa…I used to call her Datin..with her family.. I feeling2 ada ramai adik beradik okeh..FYI aku sangat suka dengan family Datin ini..merangkap family Pak Ndak ku and Mak Ndak ku lah..All of her sibling sangat sincere n baik..and of course la parentnye yang sangat baik dengan aku..
The dotes..

With them la I merasa macammana rasa kasih sayang dengan adik beradik..kene sound bertepet2 dengan adik beradik…gedik2 santai dengan adik beradik.. kene marah dengan adik beradik..rongeng2 ngan adik beradik..happy2 hour with adik beradik…walopon ape pon derang ni buat..i tak pernah rase sentap ke ape ke..sebab aku adalah tahu yang mereka ini ikhlas..ikhlas untuk buat kehadiran aku dihargai..ikhlas dengan segala perilaku aku yang gedik terlebih…ikhlas memberi..ikhlas atas segala-galanya..dan paling penting..mereka2 ini ada ruang dan masa untuk berfikir tentang aku..ambil tahu hal aku dan keluarga yang hanya ada 3 ketul ini..bukan lah kata sedara-sedara yang lain adalah tidak ikhlas…Cuma dapat rasakan keihklasan mereka ini terlebih buat diri..sebabnye…kadang2 terasa diri ni macam ske menyemak je kat dalam family Mak Ndak neh..tapi..semak-semak aku..diterima seadanya dengan ikhlas…sebabnya..kadang-kadang sedara terdekat kita macam opah kita ke mak sedara kutipan kita ke pon bukan ske sangat kat kita..kalo ske pon boleh Nampak plastiknye kan…kita dah besar..kita boleh Nampak..kita boleh pakai akai..erk..terlebih la plak bebel


ceh! apesal tetiba bersyarah fasal keikhlasan..hurm..cuba jangan baca balik paragraph atas ne dan ingat kembali…berapa banyak perkataan ikhlas yang ada?jika jumlahnya tepat..anda memang kurang makan semut..

Anyhow…I wish both of you a good luck and congratulation for your marriage…kekal hingga akhir hayat..dan dapat anak yang ramai..soleh dan solehah..and cute as I am ...its time to have a new family member.. I need to be prepare.. Mak Long la katakana..mana tau kalo2 anak die nenanti tak bole sebut huruf“L”..tak ke naya…hehehe..kalo tak faham diam je ok!!

p/s.. semua pict di cilok dari cucucicittoksimin